oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"
reblog if ur GAY and like to pet CATS
fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I explained “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please keep reading that shit”
the deep sea terrifies me and so do the southern united states