i lost it at “me dammit”
My friends are so fucking strange
I like him. Keep him.
I’m actually dating him
It’s America Eve and I haven’t even put my bald eagle on top of my freedom tree yet
pls give me a franchise where, when a good female character turns evil, she is not immediately dressed in a bondage-inspired outfit that is 2 strips of leather and a thong and instead dresses in sensible jeans and combat boots and a comfy jacket because hello, evil agenda here, there’s no time to be objectified, world domination is priority
"Come to the Dark Side, we have pockets and sensible footwear."
Pockets you say?
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
there’s nearly 8 billion people in the world, don’t let someones shitty opinion get you down
i’m too punk croc for this shit